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From an e-mail dated 5-9-13. Thanks, Bud.

Six retired Floridians play high stakes poker in the condo clubhouse every day. One day, Meyers drops 5 large ones on a single hand, clutches his chest and dies face-down on the table.

Showing the utmost respect for their fallen comrade, the other five finish playing the hand standing up. Finkelstein looks around and asks, "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?"

They cut the cards, and Goldberg "wins" the duty. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, not to make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet?" he says. "I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."

Goldberg goes over to the Meyers' apartment and knocks on the door. Mrs. Meyers answers and asks what he wants. Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $5,000 playing poker, and he's afraid to come home."

"Tell the idiot to drop dead!" says the wife.

"Will do," he says.